A Duck Walks Into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar. He waddles up to the bartender and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender says, “No” and the duck leaves.

 

The duck comes back the next day and asks the bartender “Do you have you have any grapes?” The bartender looks really annoyed and says, “No, damn it! This is a bar, not a grocery. Take a hike!” The duck leaves.

 

The next day, the duck comes back yet again and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender says, “For the last time, No! If come back and ask that again, I’ll nail your beak to the bar.” The duck leaves.

 

The duck comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have a hammer?” The bartender looks confused and says, “No.” Then, the duck says, “Oh, good. Do you have any grapes?”

 

— John Garnett