An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman Walk Into a Bar

An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into a bar and order three Guinness. Three flies land on each pint glass at the same time. The Englishman asks the bartender for a new beer. The Scot drinks his. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and shakes him screaming, “Spit it out, ya wee bastard!” — Joseph Graf