A Pig Walks Into a Bar

A pig walks into a bar. He goes up to the barman and says, “Pint of bitter please, and where’s the toilet?” The barman pours his pint and points him in the direction of the toilet. The pig comes back, finishes his pint and leaves.

Later that afternoon, another pig comes in. “Pint of bitter, please,” he says, “and where’s the toilet?”

Once again, the barman serves the pig and shows him where the toilet is. Thye pig pays, drinks up and leaves.

That evening another pig walks in. The barman is ready this time, and says to him, “There’s your pint of bitter, and the toilet’s over there.”

“Thanks for the pint” the pig says, “but I don’t need to use the toilet. I’m the little piggy that goes wee wee wee all the way home.”

— Colbert