A rope walks into a bar sits down and says, “Give me a beer.”
The bartender looks him over and says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.”
So the rope goes home and ties himself into a knot, and frays one end so it will fall down over the knot and look like hair.
He heads back into the bar, sits down and says, “Give me a beer.”
The bartender starts to pull the beer and as he is about to give the rope the drink, “Hey, aren’t you that rope that was in here just a little while ago?”
“No, I’m a frayed knot.”
Today is International Beer Day
A Man Walks Into a Bar
A man walks into a bar, takes out a can of black spray paint, and starts drawing all over the vestibule.
Enraged, the bartender yells at the man, “Get outta here! And never darken my doorway again!” — Greg Jones
Two Peanuts Walk Into a Bar
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One is assaulted. — Patrick Quinlan
Two Guys Walk Into a Bar
Two guys walk into a bar carrying geese but the third one, ducks. – Paul Gude
A Dog Walks Into a Bar
A dog walks into a bar and the barman asks it what it wants to drink.
He is fired. — AJ Jefferies
Two Hydrogen Atoms Walk Out of a Bar
Two hydrogen atoms walk out of a bar. One says, “we gotta go back—I left my electron behind!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!” — Paul Smith