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Canadian: Can I get my stimulus $?

Canada: Yep, go to this website and get it in 2 days.

American: Can I get my stimulus $?

America: In 3 months we'll tie your check to a balloon floating somewhere on Earth. You have 1 hour to find the balloon or the balloon gets the money.

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) April 10, 2020