Shared: Best Disclaimer Language Ever

I thought it was funny that I should see two of these so close together. Both very fun.

Opinion about posting Jamil’s recipes

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Best Disclaimer Language Ever | The Big Picture

The future is unknowable. We have good intentions but all of our projections and estimates will be wrong, and could be materially wrong. Wildcat exploration is expensive, speculative and potentially dangerous. An offshore spill or explosion would be enormously expensive. We have insurance but it may not be enough. You could lose your entire investment. Don’t be lazy – read our 10-Q’s, 10-K’s and press releases, and if you lose money – please no tears.

“Don’t forget about risk-free T-bills in your portfolio… After inflation and taxes you’ll likely only lose 5-10% of your investment.”