Fit for a queen, dicey for W.

<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/138837p-123345c.html">Fit for a queen, dicey for W.</a>: &ldquo;Too many cooks spoil the President.



&ldquo;<strong>George W. Bush</strong> has allegedly offended <strong>Queen Elizabeth II</strong> by bringing no fewer than five of his personal chefs to Buckingham Palace.



&ldquo;&lsquo;Her Majesty greeted the news that Bush was coming with his own chefs in absolute silence,&rsquo; a snitch tells London&rsquo;s Daily Telegraph.



&ldquo;&lsquo;That&rsquo;s her general way of expressing disapproval. She&rsquo;s not thought to be [thrilled] about the whole visit anyway, but when you consider that she has excellent cooks herself, you can see why this would be taken as a bit of an insult.&rsquo;



&ldquo;The POTUS with the mostest, who doesn&rsquo;t like to travel abroad, may have been afraid the queen&rsquo;s cooks wouldn&rsquo;t fry pork rinds the way he likes them.



&ldquo;The White House didn&rsquo;t return a call yesterday. But the Telegraph quoted one Bush source saying, &lsquo;He&rsquo;s the President of the United States &mdash; maybe he needs a late-night snack.&rsquo;



&ldquo;Hold the pretzels.&rdquo;