I am sitting in the Starbucks in State College for the first time ever. Somebody nearby has an open access point, so I am surfing for free, even though this is a T-Mobile hot spot. I just wanted a plain black coffee, but when the nice young lady asked how she could help me, in my best morning slur, like a pro I blurted out, “Tall Italian Roast, and a Vanilla Almond Biscotti.” You see, I like to dunk. Mmmm… Tasty! Of course, the crumbs in the bottom of the coffee afterwards are kind of disgusting. 
I have a meeting at the Rider Building in a few minutes, and the Starbucks is between the parking lot and there, so it was a natural for me to stop.